i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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