do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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