i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Randomize
