Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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