so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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