Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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