There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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