Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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