Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I enjoy the company of your penis
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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