Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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