I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I pour the whiskey from now on
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