So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Randomize
