I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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