he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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