break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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