i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I AM VODKA MAN
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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