I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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