Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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