What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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