In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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