drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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