That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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