Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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