I wannas sexs uuuuu
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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