return my video game
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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