just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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