she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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