Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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