its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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