I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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