Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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