I didn't shave. On purpose
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
