when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
my poor anus
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My vagina is very pro this idea
Randomize
