Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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