I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
i believe in u and ur pee
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