Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
it's great music for shaving your balls
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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