I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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