I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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