So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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