Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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