i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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