i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm having to shit out rocks
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