I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
