You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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