i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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