Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
