I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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