the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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