Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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