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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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