just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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