yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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