so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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