Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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