Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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