Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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